@echo off
ECHO ********************************************************************
ECHO.
ECHO Hear yee, hear yee  "bizchang" shall henceforth be called "bgfchang"
ECHO.
ECHO                                (until it changes again...)
ECHO.
ECHO Make note of it.  You have been warned.  We know who you are.
ECHO.
ECHO ********************************************************************
ECHO                                                          Do not eat.
ECHO.