{time} - First into the score zone is {player}! {player} gets off to a roaring start as the first booster of the mission is ignited. It is a sorry state of affairs when {player} is the first to trash their {vehicle}. High glory goes to {player} as the first kill of the mission is delivered unto {damager}! The crowd is on their feet as {player} brings in the shortest lap of {lap_time} of the mission! {time} - Sparks fly as {damager} lightly damages {player}'s vehicle. {time} - {damager} implements a light impact against {player}. {damager} provides a light spanking to {player}'s vehicle. {player} laughs defiantly as {damager} can only deliver light damage to {player}'s vehicle. {time} - Sparks fly as {damager} moderately damages {player}'s vehicle. {player} still has a chance as {damager} delivers a moderate blow to {player}'s vehicle. {damager} provides a moderate spanking to {player}'s vehicle. {time} - {damager} implements a moderate impact against {player}. {time} - Sparks fly as {damager} heavily damages {player}'s vehicle. {player} lets out a sob of disgust as {damager} nearly dismembers {player}'s vehicle. {damager} provides a heavy handed spanking to {player}'s vehicle. {time} - {damager} implements a heavy impact against {player}. {time} - {damager} delivers righteous kill to {player}. {damager} rules as sheer death panic is brought down upon {player}. {time} - {damager} delivers peace, love, rest to {player}. The burning wreckage of {player}'s vehicle twists in the Martian wind as {damager} smiles joyously. Tragedy strikes {player}'s {vehicle} as the clumsy pilot ejects to safety. {time} - Smoke roils from the {vehicle} as {player} learns a hard piloting lesson. {player} destroys the {vehicle} and bails out. {time} - {player} takes a risk which ends with the {vehicle} in flames. {time} - {player}'s ears are still ringing from the score zone buzzer. {time} - {player} maneuvers into the score zone. {time} - {player} scores! {time} - {player} adds another notch, entering the score zone. {time} - A righteous booster is deployed by {player}. {player}'s {vehicle} shows awesome booster power. {time} - {player} is not babysitting on a booster. {time} - {player}'s {vehicle} is cruising on a full booster thrust. ...and at the end of the mission it's: {winners} followed by {looser}.